Watch Your Childhood Crumble as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reenact Seinfelds ContestYoull never think of teenage turtles the same way again. On the latest episode of Nerdists Talkin Toons, host and voice actor Rob Paulsen reunited with his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles buddies to voice the infamous The Contest scene from Seinfeld, where the four characters bet money to see who could go the longest without masturbating. Paulsen as Raphael read Jerry Seinfelds lines, Barry Gordon Donatello played the kooky clown Kramer, Cam Clarke Donatello took on the role of Elaine, and Townsend Coleman Michelangelo played George, the one who was caught playing a solo on the devils clarinet in the first place. Its weird enough imagining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles masturbating, even though it kinda makes sense. However, it becomes downright creepy once you remember how disgusting turtle penises are technically, the ninja fighting turtles should have three foot dicks when erect. In Aesops famous fable, the tortoise defeats the hare in the race because he proceeds slowlyRead more Read. You can check out the video below, and yearn for the life you led before I reminded you that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have sex organs. Free Download Tom And Jerry Blast Off To Mars!. Turtle PowerNerdist. Movie Count 68 Do you have feedback, questions, movie suggestions or review copy offers You can contact us using our Contact Page Ive spent more time than. Cowboy Bebop The Movie anime info and recommendations. While on the hunt for an underage hacker, Faye is.